Dear Weather,
Please make up your mind. Trying to decide what to wear based on the weather is not very easy when it is sunny on one side of town and snowing on the other. Seriously. I would prefer you decided to be sunny, because it's March and I want it to be spring. The daffodils won't know it's spring if you keep dumping snow on them.
Thanks,
A girl who would love to be skipping around in the sun
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Dear whoever decided to make graduation so expensive,
I'm not your biggest fan. I've already spent thousands of dollars just to go to school and get an education. Why should I have to pay more to get out of school? That seems like a pretty sketchy deal to me. But I want to be done so I'll succumb to your plan or whatever and buy a cap and gown, and stole, and nursing pin, and graduation announcements. But I'm not buying a class ring! And you can't make me. So there!
Sincerely,
A college student with 84 days to go.
I'm not your biggest fan. I've already spent thousands of dollars just to go to school and get an education. Why should I have to pay more to get out of school? That seems like a pretty sketchy deal to me. But I want to be done so I'll succumb to your plan or whatever and buy a cap and gown, and stole, and nursing pin, and graduation announcements. But I'm not buying a class ring! And you can't make me. So there!
Sincerely,
A college student with 84 days to go.
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Dear Ghirardelli Double Chocolate Brownies,
I love you. That's all.
Love,
Someone that hasn't had chocolate in a while
Dear Ghirardelli Double Chocolate Brownies,
I love you. That's all.
Love,
Someone that hasn't had chocolate in a while
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Dear World Baseball Classic,
I really like you. Really really. Don't let David Letterman's jokes get you down. You're pretty cool. Even though some of your rules are a bit different, and you aren't that popular yet, you are still baseball which makes you awesome. People will catch on - don't worry.
Love,
A fan of baseball no matter what time of year
I really like you. Really really. Don't let David Letterman's jokes get you down. You're pretty cool. Even though some of your rules are a bit different, and you aren't that popular yet, you are still baseball which makes you awesome. People will catch on - don't worry.
Love,
A fan of baseball no matter what time of year




2 comments:
Dear author of all these letters:
I love it! They all made me laugh!
Love,
A momma with two kids with the bestest Auntie Stace ever!
Okay darnit, Lani totally stole my comment. ;)
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